Sorry for my absence yesterday. I’m sure all four of you noticed and were REALLY, REALLY concerned. Fear not, for I have returned, and I AM TRIUMPHANT.
After my lackluster performance against Wednesday the past two weeks, I decided to really gear up and make sure I was prepared this week. IT WORKED. The ass kicking I delivered unto Wednesday this week will surely make her think twice before trying to terrorize me next week.
Now I just have to make sure Thursday doesn’t try to seek vengeance for the complete domination I dished out to Wednesday. Sometimes Thursday is spiteful like that.
But today was a hands-down victory for me, and I plan to celebrate with some ICE CREAM.
The Anger Ball: 2