[insert name here] The Rejectionist,
We want to thank you for submitting your
[type of submission] essay topic, [title of submission] “What Form Rejection Means To Me,” to The Anger Ball. Unfortunately, we don’t think it would be a good fit for our blog, as it does not fall into any of the topics we generally pursue. [insert personalized feedback] “What Form Rejection Means To Me” initially piqued our interest, but it failed to keep us as enthralled as we had hoped. However, the character of Lola Pants was intriguing, and with more development, we may be interested in future topics involving her.
We hope you will be able to find representation elsewhere, and please keep us in mind for future submissions.
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