Posts Tagged 'Non-anger issues'

In which I suck at keeping a blog

For those that don’t follow my twitter, I took a hiatus last week. Real life is being an asshole right now, so the last thing on my mind is raging on the Internet. But don’t worry, I’m keeping a list of all the things I want to rant about once I have some time to breathe again. FEAR NOT, THE ANGER BALL WILL RETURN.

In fact, I planned to return today, and then got sidetracked by various real-life things. Hopefully tomorrow I will RETURN FOR REAL.

It’s better this way. Now you have time to prepare yourself. You’re welcome.


What Form Rejection Means To Me

Dear [insert name here] The Rejectionist,

We want to thank you for submitting your [type of submission] essay topic, [title of submission]What Form Rejection Means To Me,” to The Anger Ball. Unfortunately, we don’t think it would be a good fit for our blog, as it does not fall into any of the topics we generally pursue. [insert personalized feedback] “What Form Rejection Means To Me” initially piqued our interest, but it failed to keep us as enthralled as we had hoped. However, the character of Lola Pants was intriguing, and with more development, we may be interested in future topics involving her.

We hope you will be able to find representation elsewhere, and please keep us in mind for future submissions.

The Anger Ball

Physical exertion is exhausting

You know what sucks?

Packing and moving.

You know what totally makes it worth it?

Getting the hell out of this cesspool city.

That’s right! The Anger Ball is packing up and moving this weekend, so I’ll be MIA Friday and possibly Monday too. But don’t you worry, dear readers. I will return with plenty of rage. People everywhere do stupid things all the time, and I will be around to rant about it. Even if I won’t be living in the thick of idiocy anymore, I’ve got enough anger saved up from years gone by that this blog will never run dry.

This is me giving the universe a big middle finger

I’m sick. It’s possible I have strep throat. I just spent four hours waiting in a health clinic to spend ten minutes with a doctor. The doctor lectured me about various irrelevant things. ALL I WANTED WAS A PRESCRIPTION FOR MY THROAT. She also took multiple phone calls while I was in her office. Luckily I did manage to get my prescription.

As you can imagine, I am beyond aggravated. But since I’m sick, I don’t much feel like ranting. Hopefully I’ll be back up to snuff in the next couple of days, and then I can relay the story of my doctor’s visit and how I am NEVER EVER going to a health clinic in my neighborhood again, because the experience was worse than just sitting at home drinking soup and suffering without medicine.

I also called out sick from work since I feel like death, so the rest of this week should be tons of fun in that regard too.

Anyway, I supposed this is just me saying I’m taking a couple days off from the blog to recuperate. Don’t worry, I haven’t stopped raging yet.

Monthly Raging

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